is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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