..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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