Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Randomize
