Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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