found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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