he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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