And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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