haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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