TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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