OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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