are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Randomize
