I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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