Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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