What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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