Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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