I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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