Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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