So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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