Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize