I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize
