But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
As shirtless as possible
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
