i think my tv is drunk
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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