no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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