I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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