I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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