why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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