We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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