ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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