The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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