:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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