Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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