Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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