The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just forgot I was standing up.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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