i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
