oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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