let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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