dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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