Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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