I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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