i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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