She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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