i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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