We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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