my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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