just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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