I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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