Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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