Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
