You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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