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(631): View more from New York

Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?

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(541): View more from Oregon

you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?

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(309): View more from Illinois

Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete

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(802): View more from Vermont

just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!

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(913): View more from Kansas

You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .

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(303): View more from Colorado

The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend

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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Say thank you and give him a blowjob.

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