Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm at about main and main street
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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