so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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