If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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