how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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