Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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