I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
how can u be prego again
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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