it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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